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mary had a little lamb

whos fleece was white as snow

it went out to a club one night

and dropped it hella low

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I hate when white people start talking to me about their tans because at that point I have to do everything in my power to avoid the obligatory putting of their arm next to mine and saying they’re almost as “tan” as me

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a quick guide to baby etiquette 

Reblogging again since it is now cold season and, despite the fact that you would think this is common sense, I still have to ask strangers to please stop touching my daughter literally every time we go out. Please remember that what we view as a simple cold can actually put some babies in the hospital!

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Today is Racist Fuckery (10.20.14): At yesterday’s protest outside the St Louis Rams game, racist fans got rowdy and physical. Who got arrested? Two of the protesters, of course. Mike Brown means we have to fight back. #staywoke

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i hate when people call their grandparents weird names instead of grandma and grandpa like babooshka or salami

people speak other languages you complete fuckwit

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when ur parents go out food shopping


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cat: places paw tentatively on boob
me: please–
cat: presses paw down on boob
me: don’t–
cat: slowly, agonizingly walks across boobs

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Quasimodo - SHINee

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Soul For Real- Candy Rain

gotta love classic r&b music.

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She on beat like a muhhfucka


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darn it i just saw a private part on the internet

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How can I trust you if ya skin always clear?

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